(( woot, go Amoeba Bros! ))

i just looked at the calender…. i hope mister Once-ler doesn’t think i’m joking…..

I’m in a group video chat - Click to watch or join: http://tinychat.com/k391v

*sleeping at the counter of her candy shop*

asktheoncie:

unff-ler:

supatuna:

crossroadsbitch:

pineappledean:

a-more-profound-bond:

askthebratprince:

a-r-m-a-n-d:

niccolo-the-vampire:

bloodyredhood:

supeslilgurl:

grin-n-bare-it:

batman-loves-koalas:

askaspyder:

Okay then…

Accurate.

Not that I could impregnate someone, but that’s pretty accurate….

Well…awkward.

ACCURATE

(( i have NO IDEA what this means! XD ))

ok. <:3 I’ll try and think of a good story to send….

um…. so, i should keep anon or take it off? i’m confused….

i’ve been sending storied to the Once-ler and Rapunzel, and they seem to like them! maybe I’ll send my next one without an ano-….. n-no, no, what if they judge me? oh, that’d be terrible….

asktheoncie:

comecrashingdownrae:

thebrokenbeatendamned:

PLEASE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF SOMEONE DOES THIS!

i’m probably going to regret this, but…. as it is said, *ahem* … COME AT ME, BRO!… MAN, that is LAME!

ugh…. yeah, i’m fine. i just fell at terminal velocity again. thank god i’m a cartoon…. anyways, i’m pretty sure they’re safe, at least for now. i’m just glad i could stall her for a moment…. but…. i think i let my anger get the best of me again…..

askmissjellybean:

mothergotheltangled:

HE TOOK HER! HOW? I SEALED THE ENTRAN- …Magical Anonymous. it was the magic anons, WASN’T IT? and the candy lady….. *pulls her a bit closer* you know where they are… don’t you? *smirks*

n-no, i swear! i just came to bring her some candy, and…

OOF! ugh…. *gets up* even if you DO find them, i seriously doubt she’d go with you, even if you took her by force! *jumps out the tower window*

mothergotheltangled:

HE TOOK HER! HOW? I SEALED THE ENTRAN- …Magical Anonymous. it was the magic anons, WASN’T IT? and the candy lady….. *pulls her a bit closer* you know where they are… don’t you? *smirks*

n-no, i swear! i just came to bring her some candy, and then you showed up, and…. and…. AND YOU’LL NEVER FIND HER AGAIN, YOU GREEDY WITCH! *pins against the wall*

(( i am happy to admit that it was me who sent this, although maybe not in the same account, as i have, like, three on here. ))

v-vaguely….

thesassylorax:

Just look at this guy. He speaks for the trees, trying to protect those who can’t talk and he takes time out of his day to mess around with the younger animals who live in the forest. He doesn’t have to do this, they’re not his children but look at him! He loves all of…

(( this poor, poor soul…. ))